MT ".@beckynagel: The top related term on Twitter when you go to #NBCFail is now [email protected]" // It's called blowback. Or karma.
Housemate just declared "Jesus Christ" in regards to the smell. I'd like to think that Jesus made similar turds when he still had a body.
I expelled a wonderful log just now. It was the perfect coil, looking almost like a fake joke turd. The diameter is something to be envied.
Today the poop again smelled like rancid potato chips, now combined with eggy sulfur, for obvious reasons. Was a clean shit (nothing on TP).
I missed a few shits. Sorry about that. Overall, I'd say Easter poops were fleshy and dark. 6/10 in solidness. Smelled of old potato chips.
Also, it was about a 1.5/10 in solidness. My balloon knot is on fire. I think a tiny Hindenberg exploded in my ass.
Oh god. Total blast-out after some chicken tikka masala. My bowels are on fire, and I'm pretty sure that I just lost 20 lbs of body weight.
Shat again just a minute ago, then took a shower. It was a black turd with Dairy-queen-style soft serve curly-Q's on the ends. 5/10 solidity
Done pooping. About a 3/10 in terms of solidity. Red specks in deep brown hue. Odor reminiscent of a dog's poop.
Toilet seat was warm. I think my house mates are awake. Reading material: some shitty hippy magazine called "Ode". Poop is loose and airy.
In bathroom now. Just peed. Tint was a bit too yellow. I'm on the shitter now, and am crowning.
Well. I'm heading off to the bathroom. Will tweet on-location in a second.
The basis for this twitter account: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/
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