Christopher Reid
@reidchristopher
Engineer Dad Entrepreneur Writer (of short bios)
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Don’t just open the Overton Window, knock down the whole damn wall!
If in doubt, always listen to @JohnCleese! youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4?si…
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John Cleese vs Extremism
come on @TD_Canada you still don't support google wallet, stop the BS responses and give customers a date, even the bank that operates out of a grocery store can do it
Asks person to take a photo, go to get my phone, "don't you have any more poses?"
If you use the word masterclass one more f'ing time internet
Pro: oh gosh, all kinds of places to store my passport, phone, dill pickle peanuts, hand sanitizer, inflatable neck pillow Con: only one in line asking "why do I have to remove my pants?" also not great for running on a connecting flight
West access point for Huron Natural Area has a lot of garbage @CityKitchener, otherwise amazing hike.
Today I wasn't late for yoga, I did not fart in wind relieving pose and managed to not snore in Shavasana. I did yell fcuk while toppling over from some sort of one legged bind.
3yo: Daddy I have a magic trick Me: ok 3yo: see this carrot? close your eyes. <Loud crunching sound> 3yo: ta daaa, it disappear!
Willing to spend $100 more to buy today @Walmart, 30 min on hold, clueless empoloyee. Hung up, ordered from amazon. #customerservice
Sortable ranked #12 on PROFIT 500 Fastest-Growing Companies hubs.ly/H08DM-h0 #PROFIT500 #WRAwesome #CDNTech #KWAwesome
It's important kids: no screen time b4 bed! 10pm: Dust off my xbox 360 430am: Should probably blink #EOY? #dadlife #EarlyBreakfast #LevelUp
Me: We're gonna see treasure island 3 YO: Will the pirates eat us 4 YO: Yes
Is it me or do trap rappers calling out numbers sound like Yoda, could also be my horrible renditions while driving. #starwars on the mind.
I'm not sleeping in yoga class, what sounds like snoring is just next level Oms. @mokshawaterloo @ashleytkeefe
I encourage everyone @Sortable to speak their mind. "Chris, we could see your nipples yesterday, so we shoot the video today" #ceoing
Am in good company for @EYCanada Entrepreneur of the Year award w/ @getflipp Wehuns Tan @maropost Ross Paquette @indexexchange Andrew Casale
Thanks @StevenMcCartney @Sortable, helps having great investors, friends and mentors backing you
unbeknownst you buy a shirt of 100% ocean plastic designed by @PharelI, and you got a beard, but you're really just lazy, are you a hipster?
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