relatively_evil's profile picture. capitalism bad. she/her. i only cry during baseball & dnd

read & dissociate 📚🌹

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capitalism bad. she/her. i only cry during baseball & dnd

21 year drought busted open by the best catcher in the game. I am crying watching this Mariner’s team this season has brought back so many memories from 2001 and watching Ichiro. #TrueToTheBlue #SeaUsRise #sodomojo


anyone else listen to @lizzo new song and think she was saying “fat bitch lust” instead of fabulous? or is that just me hearing what i want to


a lot of dating app bios are about to be “don’t talk to me unless you’ve had a vasectomy”


happy rex manning day to those who celebrate!

relatively_evil's tweet image. happy rex manning day to those who celebrate!

fuck this cancer moon. someone please knock me out for the next three days so i don’t have to feel this shit


my survey for jury duty asked if i know what ACAB means and i was so fucking tempted to write “always carry a book” @PilsenCommBooks


due to personal reasons i am postponing the new year until feb 1st.


what if we all moved to chicago tho

So, here’s the thing, if you live in the Twin Cities and I love you, you gotta move to Chicago



celebs only hang at the coolest places @PilsenCommBooks

Some very special celebrity booksellers stopped by today 🥰

Videstellae's tweet image. Some very special celebrity booksellers stopped by today 🥰


came to chicago and fell in love

relatively_evil's tweet image. came to chicago and fell in love

i forgot my head phones in my gym bag at home and the coffee shop is playing christmas music… THIS IS NOT THE VIBE


i have hit the “but what if i just take a little nap before writing” part of nano so i am par for the course to give up in three days


not me writing 2036 words for the first day of nano (more than i have written in the last year tbh)


prepping for nano = making a new sad girl writing playlist


multiple people thought i was dressed as a librarian today and like am i so old that scooby-doo is no longer culturally relevant?

relatively_evil's tweet image. multiple people thought i was dressed as a librarian today and like am i so old that scooby-doo is no longer culturally relevant?

apparently there is crying in baseball 😭 #TrueToTheBlue


i legit thought up until 10 seconds ago that sizzler had gone completely out of business


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