reshxtf's profile picture. i don’t care what you think, seriously. @ManUtd

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@reshxtf

i don’t care what you think, seriously. @ManUtd

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Whenever Sean Lammens plays, I feel safe.

utdjohnyy's tweet image. Whenever Sean Lammens plays, I feel safe.

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" If you invite me to your church and i get there and i cant see a physical pastor preaching" " I am not going to to come back, why will i go to a church and watch TV when i can watch it at home" - Lady


The Arabs who are the original owners of Islam are one the highest perfume producers in the world. But here’s an African man who thinks he knows more than the owners of his religion. Many Nigerian (Northern) Muslims are a special breed of stupid.

Dear Muslim sisters; Avoid wearing perfume while going outside. It's Haram. Roll on is okay. You can only use perfume at home. May Allah continue to guide us to do the right thing.



Should have used Claude instead. Just sayin

🚨🚨 | 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Former Spain coach Robert Moreno was reportedly sacked by FC Sochi after relying heavily on ChatGPT. 😳 [@beINSPORTS]

TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨🚨 | 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Former Spain coach Robert Moreno was reportedly sacked by FC Sochi after relying heavily on ChatGPT. 😳

[@beINSPORTS]
TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨🚨 | 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Former Spain coach Robert Moreno was reportedly sacked by FC Sochi after relying heavily on ChatGPT. 😳

[@beINSPORTS]


Stop playing like the fucking taliban. Start from there maybe? What a shitty club.

Not the result your support deserved, Gooners. We'll be back to make amends.

Arsenal's tweet image. Not the result your support deserved, Gooners.

We'll be back to make amends.
Arsenal's tweet image. Not the result your support deserved, Gooners.

We'll be back to make amends.


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🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Patrick Dorgu on their game against Arsenal: "We are going there to take the 3 points."

TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Patrick Dorgu on their game against Arsenal: "We are going there to take the 3 points."
TouchlineX's tweet image. 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Patrick Dorgu on their game against Arsenal: "We are going there to take the 3 points."

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Any Arsenal hater is a friend of mine.


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Do Arsenal fans actually watch this every week?😭😭 Stadium dead silent until they get a set piece and everyone starts cheering🤣🤣


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Your only hope is corner🤣 Be humble KID 🤫


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The only time Arsenal fans make noise in the stadium is when they get a corner. This is not the beautiful game


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New rules need to protect the keeper in these situations they’re just moving him away with 3 bodies


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how is this allowed man?

imzispoms's tweet image. how is this allowed man?

New rules need to protect the keeper in these situations they’re just moving him away with 3 bodies



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We dey get good news from Abia state than the whole of Nigeria.

Gov Alex Otti to procure over 1,000 transformers for electrification of entire state. Let's go.

AdcNews_'s tweet image. Gov Alex Otti to procure over 1,000 transformers for electrification of entire state.

Let's go.


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Being your natural self is poverty?

I look like Poverty today. No wig , no lashes , no nails 😩

todo_simms's tweet image. I look like Poverty today. No wig , no lashes , no nails 😩


You would have jumped at the opportunity head first if it was someone you liked so I understand.

I respect the transparency but I am declining the invitation.

Somlimokazi's tweet image. I respect the transparency but I am declining the invitation.


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No sign of touts and beggar. We need drastic self evaluation as a people because our perception to the outside world has never been this bad.

IShowSpeed Is Surprised By His Mural In Benin 😍🔥🇧🇯



Now do Sterling and Fofana

🚨💰| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Casemiro cost Manchester United a whopping £148m in transfer fees and wages. [@MailSport]

TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨💰| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Casemiro cost Manchester United a whopping £148m in transfer fees and wages. 

[@MailSport]
TheMatchdayHQ's tweet image. 🚨💰| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Casemiro cost Manchester United a whopping £148m in transfer fees and wages. 

[@MailSport]


damn

🇳🇬 HOW NIGERIANS EARN (MONTHLY INCOME BREAKDOWN) — 2024 Unemployed — 17.1% Below ₦35,000 — 27.8% ₦35k–₦50k — 21.2% ₦50k–₦100k — 19.3% ₦100k–₦150k — 8.3% ₦150k–₦200k — 3.7% Above ₦200k — 2.4% 66.1% earned ₦50,000 or less per month 85.4% earned below ₦100,000 97.6%…



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Borders - Begging Airport - Begging Hospitals - Begging Hotels - Begging Streets - Begging Restaurants - Begging Schools - Begging Relationships - Begging Parties - Begging Markets - Begging Estate securities - Begging Fuel stations - Begging Everywhere begging 🤦🏾


Your father named you “Decicodes”? 🤔

Crazy how it starts with : " let me just learn HTML".....and ends with this. Proof that slow progress is still progress. Alhamdulillah for the journey 🙏

DesiCodqs's tweet image. Crazy how it starts with :
" let me just learn HTML".....and ends with this.

Proof that slow progress is still progress.

Alhamdulillah for the journey 🙏
DesiCodqs's tweet image. Crazy how it starts with :
" let me just learn HTML".....and ends with this.

Proof that slow progress is still progress.

Alhamdulillah for the journey 🙏


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