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ramadan starting on the same day as chinese new year, during black history month— divided by race, united by RICE
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me greeting you in chinese in the year of the horse: neigh hao
You don’t really see fish tanks exploding in shoot outs in movies anymore. In the 80s and 90s we expected it every time we went to the theater
this with that.
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Probably one of the purest joys as a university student is opening a PowerPoint, seeing 28 slides… and realizing 8 of them are just pictures.
2026 is 12% complete.
Adudu the only person where "Mak Kau Hijau" is an accurate insult.
"he's not even south east asian" HIS MOTHER IS GREEN 💚
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Following up after reading the quotes: 🇮🇩 “nenek kau kiper” (ur grandma goalkeeper) 🇵🇭 “tatay mo shark” (ur dad shark) Indonesians 🤝 Filipinos ‘Family member’ + ‘nonsense’ insult formula 😂😂😂 SEA ragebait is on another level istg
🇲🇾 “Mak kau hijau” (ur mom green) 🇵🇭 “Mama mo blue” (ur mom blue) Malaysians 🤝 Filipinos Insulting people with colors
we failed :(
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