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Ricky Ho

@rickytongo

I’m late to the trends..

Post: “You’re not ugly, you just need a haircut.” After: *Perm*


Them: “I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies.” Me: *I don’t think you have enemies..*


I don’t understand families that talk to each other..


Extroverts: “I don’t even want to talk about it.” *Continues to talk about it*


You know I thought I was normal, until I started hearing other people’s cleaning routines..


I think we should make people feel bad again.. There’s too much grace given to people


I really do be watching videos just to hate nowadays..


Monique: “ Can I use your mouthwash?” Pha-Le: “You don’t have to ask. What’s mine is yours.” Me: “That’s mine tho.”


3 year old nephew: “Boys paint fake nails and girls paint real nails.”


Cam: “Is Tyla Nigerian?” Aj: *Looks at Tyler* “Are you Nigerian?” Tyler: “What?..”


I highlight everything, And then when I don’t highlight something, I feel bad for the word..


“Everything that is meant for you will find you.” Well find me faster then..


Amanda: “I actually don’t like rice” Everybody: “Oh my gosh Amanda..” *Somebody points at me* “Look even he’s laughing at you”


*Looking at my friend’s stories* First thought: “Wow I have such a diverse group of friends” Second thought: “They’re not all Asian.”


Huong: “Something smells hella fishy over here” Bryant: “Maybe because you’re standing right next to the fish sauce.”


I feel like if you have any sort of food allergies, then you shouldn’t be traveling.. .. like just stay home


I wish life came with dialogue choices..


I feel like if you can’t dance like a go-go dancer at a nightclub, then you can’t dance.


My social battery does not match the type of lifestyle I want.


If a person doesn’t give me a yes or no answer, automatic bitch


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