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Matt Drinkall—new head football coach at Central Michigan University—gets it. "I love football, but I am never going to let it consume my life. I make everybody leave the office at 5:30 every day." 🧵 THREAD on his journey to CMU.

This is my first time seeing a deaf argument 😭😭
Passing out in public places has it’s consequences 🤭
This was what my entire trip to London felt like
every studs weakness is the great khali head squeeze
I’m a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock


Me once the bartender cuts me off after my 20th modelo tonight

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
Truly one of the funniest videos ever dropped on the internet 😭😭
Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.
Imagine coming to get 4 wings and chips and then…
"Yo smoke yaself nigga" is crazy😭
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