Robert Wiseman
@robplayskeys
Official Twitter page of Robert Wiseman. I piano and other such things.
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Please contact me if anyone sees my car. Scum bags 😡
@Hermesparcels tracker says parcel delivered, but nowhere to be seen. Website will not accept my (correct) postcode, nor will automated phone line. How can I speak to an actual human being?
Only three days til Christmas, I reached out to Hermes, I can’t find my parcel, Nothing there loves, Nought out of ten, Still nothing heard, NOT A THING! Hermes, who can I ring? @Hermesparcels #dailytweetstohermesuntiligetaresppnse @AskeBay - can sellers use someone else?
But how can I speak to your contact centre please? @Hermesparcels all I could get was an automated service which wouldn’t accept my tracking reference number.
I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter. Let’s start with the truly inexplicable. Frog + beetle waltz Sky jellyfish Mutant beet-man GOAT 🧵
Now eligible to book my jab but don’t seem to exist in the system (even though I’m registered with the GP)! Anyone else had this problem? Can’t get my NHS number either in spite of entering every single postcode I’ve ever lived at. #nhs #COVID19
How many retweets do I need for you to do a remake of this @R_Jacko 🤷🏼♂️🔥... youtube.com/watch?v=wfPFfK…
Inspired by the brilliant @ITV drama Quiz, I've recreated in Tweet form the 15 questions that Charles Ingram had to answer (minus the coughing). Click below to see if you could have answered them all correctly to win the £1,000,000.
Question No.1 for £100, here it is: On which of these would you air laundry?
Due to less air pollution the sky is so clear ! I can see the Universal logo !
Following discussions with our waste contractor, we are asking people to help by putting their food waste straight into the black bin. This will enable the reduced crews to get round all properties. Food waste collections will resume once social distancing is relaxed.
Fun fact of the day for kids: a 'secretary', 600 years ago, was a *secret*ary - a keeper of private and top-secret information, either for a friend, a boss, or the king or queen. #homeschooling
Recorded just now out of my window on voice memos. Can I or can I not hear a bird whistling the tune of happy birthday? Is this is the first known example of a bird washing its hands? @ChrisGPackham @BBCNorfolk @gregjames
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