Ben Root
@rootROOTroot
A connoisseur of puns, sports, music, and food who uses perfectly cromulent words.
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Dearest Mother — We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29. — Andrew 🎟️ gostanford.com/LuckBobblehead
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John C. Reilly had the ceremonial first pitch ahead of the Tigers game at Comerica Park, and he used it as an opportunity to sing "Happy Birthday" to Jack White. ⚾️🎙️🎂
This video is the best explanation of how the MAGA cult came into being that I’ve ever seen. Watch every second of it.
This aged well.
If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that would be a direct attack on states' rights. Over the last several years, we've seen Democrats try to take away our Freedoms of religion, assembly, and speech. We can't let them take away our right to defend ourselves, too. South…
Dogs and live news.. 😂
"You can't call yourself Playoff P and lose all the time...They don't call me Championship Chuck." 😂😂😂 - Charles Barkley on Paul George x.com/NBAonTNT/statu…
Thanks for the years of excellence. This one is gonna hurt
When a service dog sits in front of you on a plane.. 😅
Lilith - oh please. He’ll never learn to speak in this environment. Norm - hey everybody Baby Fredrick - Norm! Classic 😂 #Cheers #GeorgeWendt
Dearest mother — Word has reached me that the Lightning Men from a region where angels are aplenty honored me in their upcoming campaign proclamation. It seems the bulletin revolved around news of mines and crafting. Glorious. Please tell the sheep. They will be elated. — Andrew
should we REALLY make our schedule release video in minecraft? yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
Add in one RIDICULOUS triple-double with a block record for good measure.
The statistics on this guy are too good to pass up. Former Northern State standout Parker Fox completed his eighth college basketball season last month on March 12. Fox played the last two seasons for the University of Minnesota after suffering back-to-back season-ending knee…
Who cares if I'm a Michigan fan...this man is THE BEST! Reminds me a bit of @NorthDakotaMBB - especially when Coach Sather is working hard and gets that raspy voice going.
EPIC IZZO RANT: Tom Izzo was asked today about how he is approaching the fact that the transfer portal is open in the middle of the NCAA Tournament. His answer - as you might imagine - was very Izzo-like:
This puppy loves his toys 🐕♥️
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