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Hey: I'm not stuck in this rathole with you. You're stuck with me. Did you catch what I did to that guy with all the burning oil?
In jail, but still managed to totally burn one cop with a flame-thrower. He was on freakin' fire. (No fucks in comics.) It was pretty bomb.
Some turdblossom framed me, and now I'm going to be arrested. Maybe I can take out some cops for fun.
Doctor Manhattan is cancerous, and someone tried to shoot Ozymandias. What a fruitcake.
I fuckin' knew it! It's like he's all-knowing but lacks the knowledge and the etiquette of putting your junk away when guests arrive.
Must break into a military facility and visit Doctor Manhattan. I hate seeing him, he's always waving his big blue dong around.
Funeral was melancholy. It's perfect and moving in the rain. Can you request the rain metaphor as part of the pre-need package?
It turns out not everyone is as paranoid as I am; they don't think that they - you know, THEY - are out to get us.
I should warn Nite Owl, but first I should break into his house and eat all his beans. Classy.
A comedian died tonight. He was all about the lulz. No one laughed.
United States Tendencias
- 1. Pro Bowl N/A
- 2. Hornets N/A
- 3. Highguard N/A
- 4. Homan N/A
- 5. Shedeur N/A
- 6. Bovino N/A
- 7. Senator Young N/A
- 8. 76ers N/A
- 9. Joey Jones N/A
- 10. The Five N/A
- 11. Geoff N/A
- 12. Kanye N/A
- 13. $UNH N/A
- 14. Tyler Huntley N/A
- 15. Paul Newman N/A
- 16. #FundHealthcareStopICE N/A
- 17. Dance Tonight N/A
- 18. Trevor Lawrence N/A
- 19. Brandon Miller N/A
- 20. Aikman N/A
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