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I think the #redskins should change their name to the "Injuns," or the "Savages." #NFL


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Chuck Norris? You mean, the bearded bitch who does my laundry?


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Gets pulled over by the police. Lets the cop off with a warning.


@MeetShaneWalsh: A year ago we were like, "Carl, stay in the house!" Now we're like "Go, Carl, Go!"” #killcarlalready


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Ever notice what you're left with if you remove all the vowels from "female"..?


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#TheWalkingDead I'm jealous of Andrea because she was with the governor. #NotInAHomoWay #SeemsLikeACoolDude #IdHangWithHim


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Morning wood? You mean morning steel.


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Cinnamon challenge? You mean dessert?


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Tear gas? You mean body spray?


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Please Feinstein, you pompous bitch..tell me what I "need" #asshole


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