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@rubyameow

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Yo, does lemonade ever taste like straight up hot sauce sometimes?


Pop a Viagra before the funeral.


when you're on Tinder at work BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING DESPERATE


I've fallen asleep mid-hand job more times than I care to admit.


Spotify is my favorite band.


I would LITERALLY die if someone shot me.


Sexting at work keeps me going.


Applicable to my world, my life, my room, also me pregnant

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*aggressively brushes tongue in your face*


SEND ME TO HOT DAD HEAVEN AMEN


Sex is literally the only reason I shower.


Just teared up on my way to work thinking about the most recent Game of Thrones episode if anyone's looking for a psycho bitch.


I want to have a threesome with the Cupcake Wars' carpenters.


Someone asked me if I had a gym membership - to fuck me in a locker room, but I was just flattered someone thought I went to the gym.


DICK PICS AT 7 IN THE AMMMMMM


Happy birthday to all the moms.


Just fingered myself and now my hands smell like hotdogs??


I still send guys nudes from 4 years ago.


Hate when I have to drive while I'm trying to text.


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