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loud for a software engineer but quiet for a theatre kid
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“andrew lloyd webber is my mother’s shakespeare.” - @therealrealTMZ
this is an attack
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how beautiful your docs were - the amount of callout blocks you used (a lot) - that time you used a Notion doc instead of slides for a presentation
Just read about a pair of asteroids in an unstable binary orbit described as “a known wobbler with a devoted valet” and if that's not a euphemism for homosexual then I don't know what is
WHAT
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how beautiful your docs were - the amount of callout blocks you used (a lot) - that time you used a Notion doc instead of slides for a presentation
by the unofficial “constant coughing at the theatre” quotient, all of toronto has covid again
[agustus gloop falls into the chocolate river] me: *under my breath* this is going to ruin the tour
canada council could never
obsessed with conservative accounts that are like how did they achieve this art??? and the answer is always “they were a huge fag and got a huge grant”
IMAGINE THE CHAOS
Need a shared IDE where your whole team is actively working on the codebase in real time like a google doc
you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist
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