Jay Covington
@rustneck
Libertarian, Longhorn, Dad, Lucky, a highly respected anonymous source.
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Heading to the bottom of the 18th: Is this game gonna interfere with the Horns game, 11am Saturday? #WorldSeries
Never ask a #celebrity on the street for an autograph. Never ask a celebrity for a selfie. Just say “Hi. Big fan. I loved you in ‘Wall Street’” even if they weren’t in that movie. Then just walk away.
Prediction 2024: #Longhorns defeat #Aggies 33-24, sealing the game with a late INT. #lonestarshowdown
Why didn’t a single questioner ask #Rowe: “If a local police officer *did* see someone with a rifle, what was the *exact* protocol on that day that the officer was supposed to use to relay that info to the Secret Service?” #TrumpAssassinationAttempt
#joebiden will get through primary season, then state he’s not going to run again, then the #DemocraticParty will nominate #hillaryclinton. #Election2024
10:14 CDT. MIDDLE NINTH. CALLING IT NOW. #schwarbomb walk-off. #nlcs
When one hears FOREIGN AID, one should think EMBEZZLING and MONEY LAUNDERING. When one hears WAR, one should think EMBEZZLING and MONEY LAUNDERING. #ukrain #UkraineWar
Cancel this guy. Amid this trauma, he was speculating about the game result. #DamarHamlinStrong
Walked in, @austinpetsalive thrift store. Waiting at counter, cashier dismisses me w “there’s no backpacks here” and a hand jerk to get out. When I said he could be nicer, he motions for me to talk to the manager. Mngr: “sorry you had a bad experience.” I walked. #austinpetsalive
GET DOUBLE DIGIT LEAD WITH HEISMAN LEVEL RUNNING BACKS. STOP RUNNING BALL IN SECOND HALF CUZ REASONS. LOSE LATE. RINSE. REPEAT. #sarkball #longhorn #longhorns #football #coachsark #big12 🤘🏽🏈
“Are you having a mi-life crisis?” — I’m pretty sure it’s just a crisis.
This game has gone on so long, the fans at the ballpark are now hungover. #mlb #astros #mariners #alds #alds2022 #Marinersvsastros
When we’re first introduced to the house on Paper St., the Narrator is walking on the sidewalk, and #TylerDurden is walking beside him in the gutter. This movie keeps on giving. #FightClub
Stevie Wonder's 'Part Time Lover' is a blatant ripoff of Hall & Oates' 'Maneater.' Sorry. It had to be said. #steviewonder #hallandoates
What percentage of the vote will @MichelleObama get in the 2024 New Hampshire Primary? #michelleobama
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