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Fighter Pilot. Astronaut. Captain of Industry.

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I'm so thankful Planned Parenthood exists


How do clothes turn themselves inside out in the dryer? This has been bothering me for a long time now.


The HotPockalypse approaches


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@rustycombs We like they way your mind works. 👍We'll keep this in mind!


Dear @hotpockets, please come out with dessert hot pockets with flavors like apple, cherry, mixed berry, smores. Call them #CobblerPockets


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2 DAYS LEFT... #RT to win a 30ml bottle of this mysterious flavor. FIVE winners announced tomorrow! #Ejuice #Vape

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@kati_wilkins i love you too sweetheart :)


@kati_wilkins oh duh haha. Have fun baby ☺


@kati_wilkins haha how you on the twitter without service? I love you too baby.


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RIP Leonard Nimoy


I just ate dish soap.


Once you know Juan, you know Jamaal!


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#FavoriteFlavorFriday "RT" for Pluto or "Favorite" for Astro! #VapeLife #SJVTA


Ouija spoiler alert: everyone dies.


Wear oven mits when taking food out of the oven. Don't just grab haphazardly at the ham you are baking. You will not like the results.


Why does the town of Chapel Hill smell like a butthole?


Annabelle #spoiler alert: everyone dies. The demon win!!!


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