Ryan Wheeler
@rywheels
once described as a ‘pretty twunk' but in a mean way
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it’d be like when the boat got stuck again
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because these lunatics are in charge of the government now
Tbh I think the rebels would love Nancy Pelosi to stay in the job so they have a foil.... comeback???
Kevin McCarthy isn't going to see your tweets, but your pathetic power-thirsty friends will!!!!
Good news on the House front today far : -Engel getting just better than she needs to in AZ-06 -CO-03 coming back online -MGP clinching WA-03 Bad news: -This drop probably puts Christy Smith out of the running.
I’m at a Florence and the Machine show by myself, drinking water. I’m so good at being 30 my god
Are we dating or are we exchanging fire emoji reaccs into perpetuity?
Impossible to pick my favorite thing about this, but I think it’s the idea of having a lil snack of raw asparagus and tequila
We repeatedly told @DrOz that we had pre-made veggie trays..excuse me “Crudité”…in the deli starting at $5.99. $7.99 with guacamole and salsa. Vote @JohnFetterman!
If we can’t pack SCOTUS can we at least pack the 5th, 6th, 8th, and 11th?
My hottest take is that it’s actually fine to stand in the aisle when the seatbelt light goes off. Like, no one’s using the aisle for anything
The new Bechdel test is whether your list has more white guys named Matt than women
Feeling moral superiority over the drivers who forget to turn off their blinker
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