androgynous clown
@sallowboy
proud son to a Neil Young father
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[Brushing my hair before bed] “1, 2, 3, 4, 5….” [I hear my wife walking into the room] “6uhhhh 97, 98, 99, 100! Whew! Ok can I please go to bed nowwww”
MJ Lenderman is a Cartoon Network character and Cameron Winter is Nickelodeon.
The claim that I “have the worst poker face” is completely unfounded! [This user is blushing]
We should be ranking cities off how good the romance movies that are set there are. San Francisco (When A Man Meets A Woman) is above Chicago (While You Were Sleeping), but below Boston (Good Will Hunting).
Definitive city rankings S tier: NYC, Miami, LA, A tier: Boston, Chicago, Dallas B tier: San Francisco, Nashville, Tampa C tier: Austin, San Diego, DC D tier: Denver, Vegas, New Orleans F tier: Detroit, Philly, Charlotte, Atlanta
kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
The reviews are in. Critics are calling Mom’s Baked Brie & Fig Jam “wildly inventive” and “you need to see it to believe it”
In California you can burn ants with a magnifying glass year round.
She kicked me out and moved all my files to the Cloud
God must be real because who else could’ve invented Home Depot and the C Major chord.
Having friends help you move out is so awesome. yes that goes there. yeah that can go in the trunk. yes thank you again. i owe you guys a pizza. do you want this frisbee?
Girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament
At Sun Kil Moon show and he mentioned Tel Aviv within a minute of being on stage
Well well well, if it isn’t the song Dedicated to the One I Love.
my little sister gained sentience 18 months ago and I’m still trying to adjust
Thank you to the old woman who called me handsome as she exited the train. It balanced out the guy who called me a “Petite Puffer Jacket Wearing F*****” ten minutes prior.
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