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call me Charlie hustle. lots of get up and go.

Mama pajama rolled the fuck out of bed


I’m worried my boss doesn’t think I’m a romantic


Someone that says “rip” all the time but thinks it means “Rest in Place”


Just found out that super bland guy in all those commercials is Tom Brady


30 Rock is actually a really good show


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Watters: I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality. He looks good and he looks hard.


I’ve been doing more than my fair share of writhing this summer. I know that. But that’s just because I know for a FACT that you fuckers don’t writhe nearly enough!


Obsessed with the regal cinemas pre Barbie promo: “thank you for coming. We’re glad you are here. Seriously, thank you so much”


Shoutout every reminder email I’ve ever gotten


Economics seeks to distinguish “giving someone your business” and “giving someone *the* business”


About to see some friends for the first time in a year and I can’t wait for them to see how dingy my clothes have gotten


Normalize bands playing their most popular song in the middle of their set and then again for the encore


Whenever I cut my fingernails, I’m 30% less mighty and 20% less wise.


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I just got access to Google’s new MusicLM and… Wow. No exaggeration when I say this will change the music industry.


Considering regularly using aftershave but I’m worried I’ll make fun of myself for taking my manhood too seriously


Unfortunately, living in California fundamentally shifts and improves your understanding of music and culture in general and I don’t make the rules


Please don’t tell me a fun fact I have already heard. A fun fact I have not yet heard, however, could be the social lubricant that saves the whole night.


Still cannot get this out of my head

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