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Mr.Sa’ad_

@samcool

Full time engineer and Part time snooker player.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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If any of my posts has ever hurt your feelings, please let me know which ones, I will post it once again Thanks


She ( very romantically) : what is the best gift in life ?? He replies( with a fading smile) : The presence of parents and grand parents. Staying with them is the best gift in life. A better way of life.. !!


#SPOTYforRonnie @Eurosport_UK @BBCSnooker @BBCSportWales @ronnieo147 Never been nominated for 25 years,certainly this man deserves to win. Do it everyone. #SPOTYforRonnie


Kerfol I "You ought to buy it," said my host; "it's just the place for a solitary-minded devil like you. And it would be rather worth while to own the ...


Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the animal...


To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have ...


Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is


A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said, "This is...


A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."


Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage


Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was...


Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?


A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed? His student replied; I’d quickly adjust ...


Teacher: Farai, what are the two days of the week, which start with letter "T"? Farai: Today and tomorrow Sir.


Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy? Tommy: Don’t Know. Teacher: Bark, Tommy. Tommy: Woof, Woof.


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!


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