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It takes real courage to go out to eat with $4 in your bank account


Mac Miller’s swimming album.


I feel like Spotify should ask how I’m doing after listening to SZA for the whole week.


I feel like I’m disappointing my ancient Egyptian ancestors by listening to country music


Thinking bout my fashion sense from 3 years ago.

Every once in a while, go back and look at your old work, cringe for a bit, then keep going. You're still getting better, confirmed.



You know it was a mistake and still did it.


It’s a red flag if you work at the university you just graduated from. Homie you need a break - leave then come back if you want.


BeReal knows. They know you had a super eventful day and yet it goes off when you’re at Walmart getting toilet paper 🤦‍♂️


Ain’t nobody bad at texting y’all just bad at lying about why you didn’t text back.


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Don’t be sad bro, everybody is proud of what you did, you made history. ❤️ @AchrafHakimi

KMbappe's tweet image. Don’t be sad bro, everybody is proud of what you did, you made history. ❤️ @AchrafHakimi

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She asked me “what are we?” I said WE DA BEST MUSIC


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imagine ur card gets declined at the tattoo shop and they come out with a vegetable peeler


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عندى اعتراف، انا ببص فى المراية كتير اوى على مدار اليوم عشان مبسوط بدقنى


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Since I’ve been asked a lot: Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in. Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does. This will serve you well in the long-term.


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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in


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لو التحكيم فى البطوله دي حيكمل كده يقولونا نرجع مصر بكره ولو التعليق حيكمل كده يقولولنا نلغى الاشتراك بكره


Christmas is the time of giving. So I’m giving up.


My friend just got a concussion she said "Yeah I'm fine, its nothing serious it's just dhakairudhsbamaltejak."


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