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just a swamp sprite living in a cyberpunk world

i'm livid at @UberEats right now. i am pregnant and the food i was delivered literally smells repulsive and all i got was a $2 refund and it is impossible to talk to not a garbage ai bot


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How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)

yentelips's tweet image. How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)
yentelips's tweet image. How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)
yentelips's tweet image. How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)
yentelips's tweet image. How it started (July 2024) how it’s going (May 2025)

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"What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping?" Interviews from the clearing of homeless encampments in Albuquerque

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adancerdances's tweet image. "What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping?" Interviews from the clearing of homeless encampments in Albuquerque
adancerdances's tweet image. "What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping?" Interviews from the clearing of homeless encampments in Albuquerque

BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued an executive order for the removal of homeless encampments in the state. apnews.com/article/califo…



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Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!

yentelips's tweet image. Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!
yentelips's tweet image. Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!
yentelips's tweet image. Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!
yentelips's tweet image. Simply one of the best weekends I’ll ever have celebrating the love of people who I love so much ……. Not crying!!!!!

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tfw 3/4s of the group chat is engaged

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tfw 3/4s of the group chat is engaged

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the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie

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philliesenj0yer's tweet image. the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie
philliesenj0yer's tweet image. the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie
philliesenj0yer's tweet image. the bachelorette party ended… differently for charlie

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“what’s your gut reaction” oh usually nausea


if you wanna drive like an asshole maybe don't have a super memorable vanity plate


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Jesus Christ it’s worse than I thought

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nowhesobs's tweet image. Jesus Christ it’s worse than I thought
nowhesobs's tweet image. Jesus Christ it’s worse than I thought

Aaron Bushnell claimed to have classified knowledge of US forces fighting in Gaza tunnels on night before setting himself on fire: pal trib.al/yPASCqt

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the level of delusion needed to get the most specific category in nyt connections is actually driving me insane

starkeysfilm's tweet image. the level of delusion needed to get the most specific category in nyt connections is actually driving me insane


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this notion that palestinian people want to kill every jewish person is so fucking grotesque and clear evidence that zionists have never had any real earnest engagement with palestinians anywhere except as dehumanized objects of fear and subjects of imperial violence


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you understand right that the death toll hasn’t levelled out at around eleven thousand, eleven thousand or so is when the systems to properly count the dead began to collapse. im sorry that’s horrible to think about but it’s true


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Me on the way to get a lil fall morning treat (will spend $87)

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“go piss girl” is gender neutral


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If you could smoke with any celebrity who would it be ?



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It's called the uncandy valley, everything looks kinda like candy but it ain't really. And it makes you mad.

MoltisantiThots's tweet image. It's called the uncandy valley, everything looks kinda like candy but it ain't really. And it makes you mad.

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