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I started my period for the first time since giving birth on Friday the 13th, like you’re shitting me right??


Am I the only one who thought the @loveislandusa reunion was disappointing?


I got to meet my niece last night & I am just in love 🫶🏼


This bitch wants to smile in my face & openly talk shit behind my back & still expect to see my kid? I think tf not.


My baby got shots on Monday & hasn’t been himself since & I am not ok ☹️


BRB just having an identity crisis after birthing a human


I never in my life thought I’d b able to quit smoking weed (iykyk) but I couldn’t even tell you the last time I’ve smoked. Crazy how much my life has changed in just a year


Everyone who says breastfeeding will make you lose your pregnancy weight so fast can get hit bc I’ve never been so hungry in my life. I eat more now than when I was nine months pregnant.


‘I can never b entirely sure of who I would’ve been but I’ve never been more sure of where I’m meant to be’

samithomas5's tweet image. ‘I can never b entirely sure of who I would’ve been but I’ve never been more sure of where I’m meant to be’

One thing abt me & zack is we are going to laugh at the most inappropriate times.


I literally resent all men for simply getting to live their life while women have to suffer through pregnancy


Everyday I wake up pissed off that I gotta go to work instead of going to the hospital to finally have this baby 🥲


This lil girl came into my job & came straight up to me & gave me a hug, then asked my name & turned to her dad & goes ‘she’s so cute’ & just walks away - being nine months pregnant & feeling like a whale, I needed that more than she will ever know 🥺🥹


2 of my gf’s texted me this morning telling me they have tea 🫖 & neither tea’s have shit to do w me. Todays gonna b a good day 😊


I just know this boy is gonna come out looking just like his daddy


Ima figure shit out with or w/o you


I hada dream last night that @TheoVon was tryna sell me my own car & I fell for it & bought it


I am abt to have a baby in a two bedroom townhouse & am going crazy bc I feel like I have no room meanwhile I grew up in a two bedroom house w two brothers & my parents, so a total of 5 ppl & just think back like how in the fuck did my parents do it.


I’m that friend that will never get mad at you for canceling plans


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