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Sam Utter

@samjutter

Drink your coffee • Read your books • It’s chaos out there ✌🏻

Feels like -26 out, you better believe I still slept with my fan on ✌🏻


My printer at work is testing everything on me today


When Rizzo’s hair appointment and buying his food fall in the same week


Me in every time in Deathly Hallows Pt 2 when Snape dies


Petty Sam is coming out but following it up with this picture to justify my actions ✌🏻

samjutter's tweet image. Petty Sam is coming out but following it up with this picture to justify my actions ✌🏻

This time last week I was day drinking on a boat and snorkeling in Aruba. Now I have to put on a parka and winter boots to let me dog outside


Tell me why for the last 8 days I have doubled my exercise goal while walking across a cruise ship no problem but walking from gate D all the way out to the car at BNA I’m about to die


That feeling of being in the airport all day and probably getting delayed due to weather 😭 @squaller7

samjutter's tweet image. That feeling of being in the airport all day and probably getting delayed due to weather 😭 @squaller7

Did my watch think I started a work out because my heart rate jumped because we had two red lights back to back over two different bridges? Yes it did 😅


Did I just hold my breath the entire red light we were stuck on the bridge? Yes I did 🫠


Nate and I are the youngest people on this flight and there are 2 dogs


My 8 year old niece just sent me a big Lebowski gif 😂🤘🏻


I’m so thankful that I have an automatic starter on my vehicle


That repost button on insta is in a terrible spot, I’m just trying to creep on the comments 😅


Seems like the whole internet is down but my Kindle app is still going strong! 💪🏻


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Brewers have yet to win a game after proudly flying a flag that signifies a loss. #ObviousFacts


I hate the brewers


I’m probably changing my whole outfit for this wedding Saturday, because I HAVE to wear some sort of Cubs gear


See you at game 5!!


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