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Samantha Payne

@sammershammers

wifey • mama of 2 • cosmetologist

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Decided to download twitter again. Let’s see how long this lasts


I literally feel like I can’t even breathe right now a days.


I think the worse part about these last couple of weeks is how horrible and mean everyone is acting towards everyone’s views. Why can’t we just be kind and respectful and realize that not everyone is going to agree with you.


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I don't care what ethnicity you are. If you break into my house or try to harm me you will be shot and killed. Get your shit together people.


Note to self. Don’t sit outside during dinner time at peek grilling season. Someone on our road is making me HUNGRY. #ismellbbq 🤤🤤🤤


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Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they’re trying to sleep or do I need therapy


Cough SALON CENTRIC

IF 👏🏼 ITS 👏🏼 OUT 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 STOCK 👏🏼 TAKE 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 OFF 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 WEBSITE 👏🏼



Why doesn’t my Apple watch have a workout option “deep cleaning my house” ????? I’m dying 🥵🥵🥵


Before my husband I wouldn’t think twice about spending over $50 on my glasses. This boy just sent me straight to the Oakley website and told me to pick “whatever I want” and made sure I got glasses AND sunglasses. I’m sorry, what? 😳😭❤️🥰


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rules for listening to Bloody Valentine this weekend: must play while driving with all windows down during the daytime at least once must air guitar/air drum in your room blasting it loud as fuck at least once must send it to a friend must listen at least 25 times.


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Does anyone else have #quarantine roots? 😬 Shout out to all the hairdressers out there that have been affected by the pandemic 💚

JeffreeStar's tweet image. Does anyone else have #quarantine roots?  😬 Shout out to all the hairdressers out there that have been affected by the pandemic 💚

Quarantine has been a very eye opening experience for me. But it’s definitely made me a better and stronger person. ❤️


Happy Birthday to the one and only @machinegunkelly love you Kells! 🖤


If you keep your kid away from their mother/father for selfish reasons, YOU are the issue. Period.


It’s 11pm. I have had 2 vodka lemonades and i am DESPERATELY craving my mother in law’s guacamole. 😭😭


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"This is called cross-contamination." A Michigan nurse used paint to show how easy it is to spread germs even while wearing gloves. abcn.ws/2JEiLGF


Playing Guess Who on Zoom was the best idea we have ever had! #girlsnight weekly call 🥰🥰❤️

sammershammers's tweet image. Playing Guess Who on Zoom was the best idea we have ever had! #girlsnight weekly call 🥰🥰❤️

Probably my favorite part about tonight was getting into bed and josh asking me about how my night was 🥰🥰🥰 he’s such a sweetheart I 100% married the right man


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