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samantha snarkington

@sammsander

get vaxxed or get bent.

Bring back @McDonalds chicken noodle soup!


Wordle 809 2/6 🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


Oops I crushed @VanderpumpRules season 9 in three days. 🫣


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Republicans think men should make decisions for pregnant women without holding men responsible for the pregnancies they cause. Because it’s not about “life”. It’s about controlling women.


Noticed Handyman on Mister Rogers has a pinky ring and I’m here for it.


You guys, @BradleyWhitford knows I exist. 🥹 Let me buy you a beer, good sir.

sammsander's tweet image. You guys, @BradleyWhitford knows I exist. 🥹 Let me buy you a beer, good sir.

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Want to win a private Zoom with me? We have a great chance to restore integrity to the Wisconsin supreme court by electing Janet Protasiewicz on April 4th. But we need your help! Make a difference and get entered to WIN by doing ANY of the following by Election Day 👇👇


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Don’t tell me you’re a “patriot” or you “love America” if you think 40,000 thousand Americans a year killed by guns and innocent children slaughtered in their classrooms are just “the cost of freedom.” You’re not remotely “Christian” or “Pro-Life” either. You’re in a death cult.


Well this is fucking embarrassing and gross. Come on, Wisconsin.

Republican representative on abortion: “There can be positive outcomes in rape situations.”



That “champagne” carpet is just the leftover Berber from your parents’ partially-finished basement. #Oscars2023 #champagnecarpet


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a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say “that’s you”


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I never really put too much thought into my child going to drag shows but now I will actively be seeking out drag shows and events for kids.


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I did not know I was capable of crying this much. I’m kind of impressed.


A pacifier just fell out of my hair


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when i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth


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WOMEN 👏🏼 DON’T 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 FLOWERS 👏🏼 WE 👏🏼 WANT 👏🏼 CRAB 👏🏼 RANGOON 👏🏼


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i’m taking a mental hell day. it’s like a mental health day but where my mental health is awful


Moesha’s stepmom singing the opening song to the #SuperBowl huh


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