sammy boy international
@sammyletswrite
First-world problems, Third-world country.
Może Ci się spodobać
So here is the end of Act One. If you read it and don’t think what kind of f*ckery is this, then I didn’t do it right 🫣 • Read on Substack 👉🏻 billboardsandthebooker.substack.com/p/ep03-the-sli…
Home for New Year and looking at my notebook I used for high school algebra. On the top right of a page. A note in Thai. If it's late; then you do it late. Who was this m**********r?
I could tell that all she ever wanted was to be an indoor cat, or get to experience what it’s like for at least once in her life. I gave her that treatment. That motherfucking dog next door who always barks at me has finally stopped barking. What? You don’t think I could be good?
A strayed cat at mum’s is very very sick but she refuses to die since I taking care of her for the past few days, I thought she wasn’t going to make past yesterday but still alive (and probably trying to die) so I am out drinking Singha with ice so I won’t disturb her tonight.
Who else had to stop fucking to make sure there wasn’t an earthquake?
September 21, 2020 I have a ground zero theory. I feel like the wife in a horror movie who experiences a paranormal activity and everyone else thinks she's insane until they've experienced that themselves, first-hand, but it'd be too late. Should've listen to your crazy wife.
September 29, 2025 Ayutthaya—The bar was Planet Earth. Pina Colada was amazing. Ordered two. The drive home wasn't a drive. It was more like a controlled crash 🫣
October 9, 2025 A friend in Chiang Mai on catching up with me. "Sure, but I have to consult with my wife." It was as if I were asking him to fly the Red Arrows.
November 6, 2025 Got kicked out by a massage chair just now. It said: "If you no longer require of my service, please kindly 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 so the other customer can enjoy."
A young girl was talking to her reflection while her mother was ordering her matcha latte in a Starbucks. She made me feel like a normal person and then I felt weird.
November 21, 2025 Accidentally drank ten of “just one” drink at a dive bar last night and, according to Ham, I couldn’t stop talking about football, prohibition and Chinese food.
..
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing your crazy friends who are now having their lives together and acting professional on LinkedIn. Like, bro, where was the authentic, bohemian soul we talked about in 2020?
After midnight, 24 hours McDonalds are for homeless, husbands who won last night argument with their wives and then there's me.
“Don’t recycle at home. Recycle at the Tesco supermarket near you.”—Timothée Chalamet
I brought myself a five injections of rabies vaccine as a holiday gift to myself yesterday. It felt like I just spent the last twenty-four hours trying to get used the feeling of being a normal, sane person
Today is my ex birthday from twenty years ago. I remember it because it's Pearl Harbor
I've eaten Khoa Mun Kai at about fifty shops in Bangkok. Who would have thought the best there is is at Phra Khanong Civil Court.
United States Trendy
- 1. Steelers 53,3 B posts
- 2. Browns 43,6 B posts
- 3. Panthers 22,5 B posts
- 4. Jets 49,1 B posts
- 5. #BlackWhale N/A
- 6. Bucs 9.822 posts
- 7. Drake Maye 15,5 B posts
- 8. Tomlin 8.672 posts
- 9. Baker 15 B posts
- 10. Shedeur 21,5 B posts
- 11. Rodgers 13,8 B posts
- 12. Myles Garrett 4.968 posts
- 13. Jaycee Horn N/A
- 14. Arthur Smith 1.557 posts
- 15. Bryce Young 2.543 posts
- 16. #HereWeGo 5.127 posts
- 17. Chase Young 4.209 posts
- 18. Tyler Shough 1.908 posts
- 19. #KeepPounding 3.047 posts
- 20. Sam Darnold 2.380 posts
Może Ci się spodobać
-
Kailashnath Adhikari
@KAdhikaari -
HAPPY WOMAN®︎｜ハッピーウーマン
@happywomanassoc -
Paulina García Varela
@PauliGarciaCL -
Udit Sagar Pathak
@UditPathak06 -
Comandante Jesus
@davydunz -
Trippy
@alreyes7175 -
Ariel T
@draturr2010 -
Chic Charm（シックチャーム）公式
@ChicCharm_jp -
かわくぼ｜EC売上UPの先生
@eeeemo_official -
Fahad Samarkandy MD, MBA فهد سمرقندي
@TheVeganSalute -
JCain-ArnoldsCove
@JArnoldscove -
Celeste Castaldo
@CastaldoCeleste
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.