Sam Paradise
@samparadise
I’ve been everywhere, man, but I keep winding up back in Tulsa. Dad, entrepreneur, pretty funny guy.
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You can’t imagine how hard this hit in 1975 RIP Ace Frehley of KISS
Happy Caturday—where the internet bows to its true overlords. Fur, claws, and judgemental stares reign supreme. Worship the whiskers, serve the paws, and accept that you are merely a servant. #Caturday #RalphSteadman #Cats
Feels like summer in Tulsa. Kayaks on the water. Dog in the sun. F5 in my left hand.
The elevator ride from level 4 of the parking garage to the 32nd (top) floor of the tallest residential tower in Oklahoma afforded him just enough time for a quick touch-up with his ZEUS K11 switchblade mustache comb. amzn.to/495ooIT
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Pimps and hustlers have a fine instinct for politics.
A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It's still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule.
Happy 62 birthday to the amazing Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea!
Ok this was interesting enough to me that I made it today. Tastes pretty good, maybe needs a little Tito’s
Before you throw away the pineapple skin. Watch This👇🏽👇🏽
I love opening twitter, starting to read something that catches my eye, and then suddenly that thing disappears and a bunch of new stuff pops up and scrolls all over the place and the original thing can’t ever be found again. Never gets old.
I’ve always said this.
I credit my immune system’s strength to having survived drinking out of these motherfuckers every day after every kid in my school put their germ-infested lips all over them. I’m unfuckwithable.
Oops forgot to tell y’all the latest episode dropped last week! It’s on your podcast app or at pondcast.show …redneck karate!
The PondCast with Sam & Chris launched last week! Find it on whatever listening app you use, or go to podcast.show and hear it there. Our first episode is called "Fear" and it's fun
Amazing full moon tonight in #tulsa. I’m not gonna share a picture. Step outside if you’re here.
Just saw this. Its a tiny record shop for mice. In Sweden ❤️
«When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a believer, many people would come up to me ― it still sometimes happens ― and ask me if Carl changed at the end and converted to a belief in an afterlife. They also frequently ask me if I think I will see…
Don’t eat gas station pizza and don’t get your ears pierced at Walmart us9.campaign-archive.com/?u=b58ee09f6c7…
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