that thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. it hits like crack
Sweetie just fed me a piece of steak and said “I’ll feed my bird”
Just waved a guy through and homie threw me one of these ✌🏼and I just hope he has a good day
Getting 0 likes won't stop me from yapping on this app
When he commits tax fraud instead of posting highlights on instagram
Cooking bacon naked is like going to the moon, you might not come back
accidentally used men's shower gel today and I can already feel myself lying for no reason
Chicks love filming litterally nothing and find it hilarious
Hey everyone, I’m pleased to announce that I drank eggnog yesterday with an expiry date of Jan 2nd and I’m perfectly fine! I’d like to thank God, my mother, and my dog. I love you guys.
You’re 30 years old stop spam sending me Instagram videos it’s 11am and you’ve sent 8 today. FUCK OFF
Woman are fucking nasty at doing the dishes
Just started sobbing because of a minor inconvenience welcome to girlhood
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