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you wanna play scissors, paper, stone? || she/he

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Hereโ€™s a thread of a few of the confessions Iโ€™ve seen on the most popular confessions page in my country because Iโ€™m bored - (Contains NSFW confessions too)


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Rt if you miss your bias, or if your demons are fighting back harder than ever and you wanna throw the towel in, or if youโ€™re thinking about ass or tiddies right now mmm.


May 2022 be filled with nothing. Iโ€™m not wishing for anything. No hoping, no expecting. None of it. Just vibes. Iโ€™ve learned my lesson.


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Third wheeling usually hurts but these two make me giggle into my fists and kick my feet like butterflies be swarming in my stomach and shit


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Emily in Paris Emily who deserved to be in Paris

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โ€œMerry Chr-โ€ฆ why โ€œLike what?โ€ are you dressed like that?โ€

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0325home's tweet image. โ€œMerry Chr-โ€ฆ why                 โ€œLike what?โ€
are you dressed like
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You lot never get tired of asking dumb fucking questions for engagement. Let them both starve who gIVES A FUCK SHUT UP

open discussion: should a woman give her father a plate first, or her husband when sheโ€™s hosting a dinner?



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Why do comedy writers even try anymore when this scene exists?


Whyโ€™d I laugh like that :/

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when you remain calm you endure continuous verbal onslaught from 2 racist id**ts, and if you retaliate you're called the "crazy black woman"

Imagine saying this to a black woman and still having jobs.



Imagine saying this to a black woman and still having jobs.


While I was at the mall today, this little 5/6-year-old girl came up to me and told me she thinks Iโ€™m pretty and that she liked my purple nail polish. Still feel like the most gorgeous person on earth because of it. Nobody can tell me shit.


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The Bathing Pool, Hubert Robert, 1777

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Everyone saying Bet On It was Troy Boltonโ€™s best performance as if Scream doesnโ€™t exist. I wonโ€™t stand for that.

From gill

Happy Halloween to the gays and the goths and the gay goths, only.


as a straight person i feel so unwelcome on twt bc all anyone talks about is gay gay gay. i feel like if i tell anyone i'm straight they'll get mad at me. i feel like an outcast simply for being straight. i wish twt didn't make everything about being homosexual like!?!


Period cramps bad enough to make me turn into an irl slasher film villain just in time for Halloween is very sweet and sexy and thoughtful of my body me thinks.


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