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Sam Shields

@samshieldsss

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My exes girlfriend’s such a fugly cunt. lol 😂 Not that I thought he could find better. But hats off to you sir for straight up settling with 🗑️.


Only thing I’ve ever been addicted to is a man. 🤦🏼‍♀️


I can’t imagine dating someone with absolutely NOTHING to offer including personality. How miserable 😂


grow.up. 🙏

cheating and lying at this big age is extremely embarrassing tbh



Poured my heart out in your cup yeah but you let that cup spill. 😝


I’ve first handedly experienced money makes people miserable humans. 🙏


I think I’ve cried more for my mom at 27 then the whole first 5 years of my life,


Toxic Trait: I can’t keep a car for 2 years. 🤦‍♀️


Sandy Cheeks or something like that. 🏝️ 🤙

samshieldsss's tweet image. Sandy Cheeks or something like that. 🏝️ 🤙

Hustler Baby. ✌️

samshieldsss's tweet image. Hustler Baby. ✌️

Human Dumpster of @TwistedTea and bad decisions lately. 🍻


Please don’t come at me calling me transphobic because I don’t want my kids picking their gender. 🖕


In my ME era 🌸

samshieldsss's tweet image. In my ME era 🌸

Good job Blake 🏁🏁🏁


Pets haven’t been allowed in school since the beginning of education. Keep your damn litter box shitting kid at home. 😸


Trails of Tears. -Ridaho


I don’t know how many goddamn times I have to tell you if you were born with a pecker you’re a fucking man. That is all. Goodnight!


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