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I just snorted some Ajax, squirted a bottle of Lysol up my butt hole and put a polliwog in my ear. Who knows if it’ll work? But it can’t hurt!!!


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You think staying in your apartment for a few weeks is lonely? Think about the 1.5 million senior citizens who have been living this way for years on end in nursing homes. Now go visit them.


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this is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times


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meredith grey going off on the man that killed derek shepherd is one of the most powerful scenes in grey’s anatomy #GreysAnatomy


Few things are more triggering than hearing your alarm tone out in public as someone else’s ring tone


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My perfect job does not exi- @ChickfilA #hireme #or #sendmeagiftcard

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live footage of my brain retaining information from a lecture

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The dog is supposed to run up in front of her and sit


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he better be taking his phone in bc I might need a drink or snack after I already said no

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When im walking back to the dance floor after taking my 8th shot of tequila and Gasolina comes out


Me making “educated guesses” on my chem exam this morning

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*me singing this song when i have a loving boyfriend who would do absolutely everything for me*

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doctor: [holding baby] what's the name mom: haley doctor: and how do you spell that southern mom: [kicks down the door] 𝗛𝗔𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗜𝗔𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗬


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