my “what would you do if you were a billionaire” answer hasn’t changed (to produce an HBO mini-series adaptation of “Valley of the Dolls” ala “Mildred Pierce”) but updated (to produce an HBO mini-series adaptation of “Valley of the Dolls” & “The Godfather” ala “Mildred Pierce”)
never bothered to download snapchat or tik tok so transitioning back to a flip phone shouldn’t be too wild
sometimes cock comes from where you least expect it and I think that’s beautiful
I’ve so rarely encountered a normal “no problem!” when telling someone I’m not interested. Usually the direct go-to is immediate bullying 😅
“No response is a response” is rude and degrades the experience for everyone. Just say you’re not interested if you’re not interested. With that said, it’s not a license to be aggressive toward someone who didn’t reply, and give some grace to anyone who missed one message!
my favorite line to pull out when someone hits me up for anal is “I’m not a bottom like that”
I have a totally straight f@gt friend and our usual dynamic is him playing the new Rosalia he's been vibing followed by me playing the obscure 70s song I'm into
near impossible to make a holiday list for my family when I really dislike “things” and “stuff” 😅
the way david archuleta “crème brûlée” has been on my sex playlist since it came out and has never been acknowledged
Reminder that “muscle = sex” is huge gay propaganda. You can sleep with the hottest men of your fantasy without ever going to the gym. It happens every day.
Breakups don’t hurt as bad when you’re jacked with a six pack. There’s so many hot men that offer their hole to cry on.
one thing about me, if I swear in public I say “pardon my French”. I am 37.
United States Tendenze
- 1. Derrick Henry 30,9 B posts
- 2. #AEWWorldsEnd 58,3 B posts
- 3. Packers 61,7 B posts
- 4. Malik Willis 22,8 B posts
- 5. Ravens 53,5 B posts
- 6. #GoAvsGo N/A
- 7. NFC North 19,1 B posts
- 8. Green Bay 11,6 B posts
- 9. Josh Jacobs 3.250 posts
- 10. Houston 48,4 B posts
- 11. Chicago Bears 12,2 B posts
- 12. Huntley 10,4 B posts
- 13. Moxley 11,6 B posts
- 14. Giannis 13,8 B posts
- 15. Okada 17 B posts
- 16. Frank Wilson N/A
- 17. Clayton Tune 1.352 posts
- 18. Dez Green N/A
- 19. #GoPackGo 6.329 posts
- 20. Jordan Love 6.629 posts
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