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I’d rather shit in both hands and clap, than let someone who makes $700,000 a minute, convince me that people who make $7.25 an hour is the reason we’re all struggling. Wake the fuck up.


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Probably couldn't eat a single one because I'm fucking useless and I always let everyone down

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I’d rather be molested

My niece turned 1 today. Everyone else brought toys. I got her 5 shares of $NVDA. 17 years later, I hope she looks at it and thinks: uncle Kev got me started.

kevinxu's tweet image. My niece turned 1 today.

Everyone else brought toys.
I got her 5 shares of $NVDA.

17 years later, I hope she looks at it and thinks: uncle Kev got me started.


Why’s this look like bro had gpt write this for him??? Did they let you go past the tip if you posted this? Just croak

After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can…



Jimmy Carter is rolling in his grave rn

After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can…



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This ad fails miserably, they look tuff as hell

Recently discovered this anti-smoking campaign poster by Martin Williams back in the 1990s

ConRayArt's tweet image. Recently discovered this anti-smoking campaign poster by Martin Williams back in the 1990s


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just spent $20 to get Wendy’s delivered

ColonelCochise's tweet image. just spent $20 to get Wendy’s delivered

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wow this new Taylor Swift album is disgusting

poddtadre's tweet image. wow this new Taylor Swift album is disgusting

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If you are born into a family with financial security I actually think dedicating your life to actively trying to help people is probably the best you could do.

Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.

NiohBerg's tweet image. Privilege is having rich parents who set you up for life so that you can spend your entire youth doing useless activism while never worrying about having a real job.


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german pancakes are the most slept on breakfast food and it's not even close

nathan_covey's tweet image. german pancakes are the most slept on breakfast food and it's not even close

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The harmless individual in a goofy costume is now in a sealed bag with only pepper spray to breathe This is state terror

Portland ICE agent jumps into a brawl to pepper spray a frog in the ass. 🤷‍♂️



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“They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” —A Turkish activist described shocking abuse against climate campaigner Greta Thunberg by Israeli forces

Partisan_12's tweet image. “They dragged little Greta by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” 

—A Turkish activist described shocking abuse against climate campaigner Greta Thunberg by Israeli forces

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Probably the only fat Palestinian on the planet. DJ Khaled parties next to his private yacht with unlimited food He still hasn’t donated any money or even mentioned the genocide going on in Gaza.


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I burst out laughing

Trump: He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That's where I disagreed with Charlie. I hate my opponent and I don't want the best for them. I'm sorry



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what? oh sweetheart no, you’re not weirding me out at all. you’re weirding me in. keep talking, freak


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Anyone who says this has NEVER... and I mean NEVER FUCKING EVER... worked a blue collar job in their lives.

Ben Shapiro: "No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem." You exist to produce tax revenue and fight wars for Israel.



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