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Stop it guys. #Nepal is not even worth trolling. #NepalIndiaBorder


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Meanwhile China tried to break the world apart by the Virus. Mad lads in India united and literally lit up the world.


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*People start bursting crackers* Modiji:

sagarcasm's tweet image. *People start bursting crackers*

Modiji:

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Your future self is talking shit about you right now.


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The prisoner convicted of treason just picked the king in Game of Thrones. Even my 8 year old Nephew writes better stories than this.


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PAF: Janab aaj hum India me gira kar aaye hai Imran: Wah kya giraya? Rocket? Missiles? PAF: Apna F-16 Imran: Bhaag mc 😠


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#GullyBoyTrailer When you look up your common cold symptoms on the internet Google :

swatic12's tweet image. #GullyBoyTrailer 

When you look up your common cold symptoms on  the internet 

Google :

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Agar tu nanga hi Aya hai aur Kya ghante leke jayega toh apna time aake Kya karega?


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To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you're happy.


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With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up? 1 GB...


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Bad things always happen to good people because when bad things happen to bad people, it’s a good thing.


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The Wright Brothers were responsible for 9/11 too.


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Life isn’t fair. But it isn’t fair to anyone, which kind of makes Life fair.


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Alcohol is a solution.


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If you’re famous you get assassinated. Otherwise you just get murdered.


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The Easter Bunny is a ridiculous myth that completely detracts from the factual reality of the Son of God rising from the dead.


You can't buy happiness but you can buy #weed and that's close enough..... #marijuana #HighTimes #quotestoliveby


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One day aliens will find out that we have been constantly choosing our own species for Miss Universe and they’ll be very upset.


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Putin won the election with 76.6% of the vote. Thats the exact same percentage I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious


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Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain.


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