Boris the Turtle
@saveboris
Don't judge a book by it's ceramic outer shell. P.S. I love swimming!
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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK! That's right, folks. Ceramic shell is a thing of the past. Now I'm a living, breathing,... fb.me/2SdsJKeOE
@KUlloa09 SHHHHHHHHH!! My kidnappers don't know I brought my smartphone with me. #JokesOnThem #TurtleCriminalsAreBetter
Check out my new YouTube channel! I really think I might have a future on the big screen.... fb.me/30TYiulkG
Can't wait to watch students take the PSAT tomorrow. That's right, while you're testing, I'll be lounging out in... fb.me/6sLmP1v7H
Why do people keep freaking out about the rain? Try living in the ocean for one day. That place is MADE of rain. #GetOnMyLevel
Keep my dad (Boris Sr.), my mom (Bora), and crazy Uncle Otis in your thoughts and prayers today. Their beloved... fb.me/2Ehsw6xcb
Getting pretty excited for Homecoming this year, I can't decide which of the other beautiful ceramic turtles to... fb.me/2IARBTEOU
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM (of the sea) NOW WE HERE (trapped in a cage in a room full of high school students who... fb.me/11AESQxWb
To-do list for September: 1. Sit on a pile of jelly beans, 2. Sleep. Man, it's good to be ceramic. #Paradise
Finally saw the Miley Cyrus VMA performance. Reminds me of dad's advice b4 prom: "Keep your shell ON so you can keep the h8rs OUT" #smh
Newsflash: turtle shells are safer than football pads. But nooo.. dont take my idea.. im just a "turtle" after all #NoRespect
#ReasonsIHateLivingInATank: 1. nowhere to travel, 2. really lame architecture, 3. when i fart it lingers FOREVER. #FirstWorldProblems
Ppl tryna make fun of my name? Earth to humans, Boris is Iranian for "godlike." & most turtles don't even get named bc their moms r turtles
20 followers? last time i had 20 followers, it was 20 cute turtle-ettes who wouldnt stop following me back at turtle school. ya feel? ;)
Wow PE class is impossible here! At my last school when we had to run the mile, they gave us a whole month to finish. #TurtleSchoolWasEasier
Can't wait to meet my new friends at CCECHS!!!! #HighSchoolMemories #cantwait #nervous #butnotreally #becauseimaturtle
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