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Bonk Jones

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nothin’ better than doin’ nothin’ 🐗 he/him

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Me seeing chocolate oranges back on the shelves.


I stg Mr. Brightside was stuck in my head as I was scrolling and found this

white people when mr. brightside starts playing at the function

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white people when mr. brightside starts playing at the function

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Every time we stop at a gas station this shelf talks to me like the green goblin mask

IanxEnger's tweet image. Every time we stop at a gas station this shelf talks to me like the green goblin mask

When I refer to “life’s simple pleasures,” I’m referring to Oreos, fyi.


No! I really really really don’t want Smormu!!

We better see more of him

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shrek when he loses his mule-like sidekick

From zach

Happy 3/19! I personally will be wishing all Harrisons a very hearing-back-from-that-recruiter-because-I-gotta-get-outta-here :)


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Apparently Japan became obsessed with RRR to the point that it's still playing in theaters there two years later and there's something magical about that

On the 752nd day since the original theatrical release and the 513th day since the Japan theatrical release, we are witnessing the love from 6000kms away, our hometown Hyderabad, India. What else could there be? Everything coming is a blessing!! Love you audience.❤️ #RRRMovie



No, no, no! You’re DOIN it! This is peak farting around. Life is all about going out into the pitiless world and grabbing hold of the small sparks that call out to us as they drift by. Celebrate your success.

Went to target for no reason today and this is what I walked out with. I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore. I feel like someone else is driving my brain while I am sinking into a bottomless pit.. absolutely lifeless.

kvpqn's tweet image. Went to target for no reason today and this is what I walked out with. I really have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore. I feel like someone else is driving my brain while I am sinking into a bottomless pit.. absolutely lifeless.


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I’M MAKING A BOOK!!! “How a Game Lives” is an annotated anthology of my favorite essays I’ve written– Fear of Cold, Who’s Afraid of Modern Art, and many more. Accompanying them will be NEW writing and NEW art, all wrapped in a truly gorgeous package. Link and more info below:

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“How a Game Lives” is an annotated anthology of my favorite essays I’ve written– Fear of Cold, Who’s Afraid of Modern Art, and many more. Accompanying them will be NEW writing and NEW art, all wrapped in a truly gorgeous package. Link and more info below:

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rip vonviddy

What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?



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From Zane

Can’t believe I didn’t get an invite this year.



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in case dog days are over comes on

In case you start thinking about the goodness of God in the shower.

LastHuntah's tweet image. In case you start thinking about the goodness of God in the shower.


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because we’re here on earth to fart around

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It’s crazy to me people still don’t do grocery delivery in 2024. It’s like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour.



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Found an old classic in my google drive

sheherzog's tweet image. Found an old classic in my google drive

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i physically cant stop laughing at this r/TwoSentenceHorror post

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I may be depressed and insane, but I'm not stupid.

schmarrison's tweet image. I may be depressed and insane, but I'm not stupid.

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Polls show that, somehow, most voters don’t know or have forgotten most of this, so here it is all in one place, as presented by @sethmeyers in tonight’s Closer Look: An overview of Donald Trump, the GOP nominee for president. (And this is only a small fraction.)


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#bluey #blueyfanart #blueyart #pixelart #meme

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