David Schronce
@schroncd
The first man to break all Ten Commandments in all fifty states in fifty days
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#dogThanking my best buddies, Midnight and Rascal for their companionship and entertainment @purina
Many thanks to @SanJuanCafe for hosting our family birthday dinner Tuesday night. Excellent food and impeccable service
Before you jump into the Seth Rich shit storm: snopes.com/seth-conrad-ri…
Verifying myself: I am schroncd on Keybase.io. vlhS-8zDzR0J_3qLynnBw__eNxWGYEAnVdWM / keybase.io/schroncd/sigs/…
Protip: If your spouse says “Thanks for the help” when you didn’t do anything don’t reply “You’re welcome”.
My top 5 goals: 1. Improve memory skills 2. (forgot; fill in later) 3. Improve memory skills 4. What is this, a list? 5. Gooolden riiiiings!
Have you met Amy for your meeting scheduling needs? x.ai/?rf=10nb36p
Panic sets in at its fastest the moment you lose the remote and a Sarah McLachlan infomercial comes on
RT @vapidaccount: I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Twitter It's much clearer now
I'd love to drown my problems.. I just can't get my co-worker to go swimming.
It's never a good sign when @jimcantori is in town. Welcome Jim and TS Ana to Wrightsville Beach
@ginatrappani Heard about makerba.se on TWIG and would LOVE an invite. I write free monitoring software for corporate ERP systems.
Hey @makerbase, great idea! I make free monitoring software for Corporate ERP systems. makerba.se (love you on TWIG Gina!)
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