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I have a ticket for the @jeffrosenstock gig tonight going if anyone is after one. I can no longer attend. I don't want anything for it, give me a shout if you want it.
Somebody outside just said 'fuck you' to their Alexa because it wouldn't play the radio.
A COVID patient of ours who'd even been intubated on ITU has walked off of the ward home today, completely well I cannot express what an absolute morale booster that's been to the ward staff 🎉
Joined another workings mens club today and now having an icepop at 8 minutes to midnight. I've peaked.
This person's drone battery running out is the epic blockbuster movie of the year.
When you add Alan Partridge commentary to that goal 😆
Starting 2019 right.
Goals for my 2019 morning routine 1-Meditate for 2 hrs upon waking up 2-Warm up by jogging for 12 miles 3-Workout for 2 hours 4-Read at least 2 books 5-Eat breakfast composed of kale and the tears of my enemies 6-Meditate for another 2 hrs 7-Get to desk by 5am for normal workday
“How to be happy in 2019” 1.Dont be a cunt 2.Stay away from cunts 3.Dont treat anybody like a cunt 4.Dont let anybody treat you like a cunt. 5.If somebody treats you like a cunt, don’t be afraid to call them a cunt. #LifeAdvice #YoureWelcome
i think saturday can be a day of drinking until we're no longer alright kind of day.
Heard @MCYeeehaaa's yeeeehhaaaaa all the way from Australia after that one.
Result: @NewmarketRace 14:35: BELL ROCK wins @ 33/1 for A M Balding and Oisin Murphy
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