Scotty P
@scottlaughs
2nd Place in the 6th grade spelling bee. no big deal
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With the 43rd pick in the #2024NFLDraft the @AtlantaFalcons pick @SpencerRattler.
I present to you the funniest moment in podcasting history. @Shanemgillis @DanSoder @marknorm @sammorril @wemightbedrunk 1. Shane’s comment 2. Soder’s facial expression as it registers what Shane has said 3. Mark’s unstoppable word association 4. Sam’s uncomfortable silence
Watched the new @natebargatze special #HelloWorld on @PrimeVideo . As usual, Nate is hilarious, but the best joke might be the content advisory for foul language. Nate Bargatze voice: “I don’t think the person rating my special has ever seen my standup a day in their life.”
Just play the @PowerballUSA. You can’t win if you don’t play!
I am thankful to @POTUS and the people of 🇺🇸 for another $400 million military assistance package. For armored vehicles that will help us liberate Ukrainian land. We appreciate this continued support!
Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!
He was like, what’s your name? And I was like, what? He was like, WHAT IS YOUR NAME? I was like, Tony. So I says, WHAT’S YOUR NAME? He goes, Ezekiel. Then something about a fire. I don’t remember—I got hit in the head.
Joey Votto took a pitch to the head and had a few words for Tyler Anderson
@Reds need to be sold. Castellini’s are destroying this organization in every possible way espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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Reds prez sounds off on unhappy fans, apologizes
Reds president Phil Castellini apologized Tuesday after saying that fans unhappy with the team's pared-down roster and performance should "be careful what you ask for."
What’s more fraudulent, campaign promises or state of the unions? #sotu
The @TheRock intro to the @nfl #superbowl was more the most unnecessary delay to a football game day event since the “let’s go around the table and everyone say what they’re thankful for” Thanksgiving dinner delay.
What an absolute waste of time. @TheRock is a clown and this intro is dumb
Rewatched @dustyslay on #thestandups and the bit about loose plugs is so good. Felt like the audience missed the analogy. I had a good time
If there is any method for #CTE testing while still alive, Antonio Brown needs it. @nfl @Buccaneers
Just rewatched #thecloser from @DaveChappelle on @netflix. You should rewatch it too. Turns out it was just ahead of its time
@bertkreischer @tomsegura @J_Potter with some gold. Bert’s serve was nasty but Josh was plain filthy😂 youtube.com/watch?v=3ZpsxE…
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TOM SEGURA vs BERT KRYSLER (Tennis Match) YMH +2Bears1Cave
People were so mad at @DaveChappelle that they canceled Jon Gruden #nfl #jongruden #raiders #lasvegas #davechappelle
When you give Monday your best shot but Monday isn’t playing.
I’ll be starting a new career soon. I’m moving to Texas to snitch on abortions at $10k a pop.
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