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Scott Parsloe

@scottparsloe

Ex-web developer and enthusiastic Linux user since 2018. Big Tech corporations can get stuffed. See you over on Bluesky: http://scottparsloe.bsky.social

There's desperation, and then there's desperation. At least he'll have a closer view when he celebrates as we get relegated. Then again, maybe he'll prove me wrong, but I'm not optimistic about it.

Welcome back, Jeff Hendrick! 🤝



40% off a Premium shithole is still a shithole. No thanks.

scottparsloe's tweet image. 40% off a Premium shithole is still a shithole. No thanks.

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Elon Musk wouldn’t want you to share this post that bluesky is the number one app on iOS and Threads is the number three app Don’t retreat this or follow me on both Elon Musk wouldn’t be happy if you did

David_Leavitt's tweet image. Elon Musk wouldn’t want you to share this post that bluesky is the number one app on iOS and Threads is the number three app

Don’t retreat this or follow me on both 

Elon Musk wouldn’t be happy if you did

I think it's finally the time to transition over to Bluesky and escape this Elon Musk shitshow. Feel free to follow me at: bsky.app/profile/scottp…


And derailed Cov's revival at the same time. #DCFC ⚽🐏

VICTORY ON THE ROAD! 😍

dcfcofficial's tweet image. VICTORY ON THE ROAD! 😍


I warn folks about vendor lock-in, but do they listen? Nope! And now it's biting them on their proverbial ass* when a vendor changes their terms of service. *bank balance


Ooof! Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the four remaining Tory leadership candidates. Repugnant individuals who would each sell their own grandmother in an instant.

scottparsloe's tweet image. Ooof! Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to the four remaining Tory leadership candidates. Repugnant individuals who would each sell their own grandmother in an instant.

I'm so glad I'm not an Oasis fan. It sounds like it has been hell for them in trying to purchase a ticket online via TicketDisaster 😬


From BBC News: “Apple and Linux users, unaffected, rejoiced.” 😜

scottparsloe's tweet image. From BBC News: “Apple and Linux users, unaffected, rejoiced.” 😜

If you've got children and have watched a show called In The Night Garden, you'll know that this is the Pinky Ponk — or the ‘Flying Haemorrhoid’ as I like to call it 🤣

scottparsloe's tweet image. If you've got children and have watched a show called In The Night Garden, you'll know that this is the Pinky Ponk — or the ‘Flying Haemorrhoid’ as I like to call it 🤣

I'm glad he got to see his mighty Rams get promoted before passing. Although I didn't know him personally, you could tell he was a lovely man with a heart of gold, thanks to @BBCDerby. Rest in peace, Colin 🖤🤍⚽🐏 Condolences to his family and friends. #dcfc #ColinIsGoingUp


Here's the cause of Gregg's technical issues earlier today... 😜

We're sorry if you weren't able to enjoy your usual Greggs earlier. We’ve resolved the technical issue and our shops are open as usual. Bring on the Sausage Rolls...



That's a massive, massive win for #DCFC against a strong promotion rival today ⚽🐏👍

⏱️ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 ⏱️ The Rams hold on to secure a four-point gap to 3rd. #DCFC 🐏 1-0 #BWFC

BBCDerbySport's tweet image. ⏱️ 𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 ⏱️

The Rams hold on to secure a four-point gap to 3rd.

#DCFC 🐏 1-0 #BWFC⚪


Just don't lose today, please! ⚽🐏🤞


Dear Amazon. 1. I don't own, and have never owned, a Mac. 2. I'll never buy an Apple product for myself, let alone a Mac. 3. Surely you have enough data about me to know this is one of the worst suggestions ever. Or maybe you don't? 🤔😜

scottparsloe's tweet image. Dear Amazon.

1. I don't own, and have never owned, a Mac.

2. I'll never buy an Apple product for myself, let alone a Mac.

3. Surely you have enough data about me to know this is one of the worst suggestions ever. Or maybe you don't? 🤔😜

I'll be a step closer to heaven at 47.

scottparsloe's tweet image. I'll be a step closer to heaven at 47.
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Did I miss a massive sale of puffer jackets in the last 6-12 months? I feel like I'm seeing people dressed up like walking sleeping bags absolutely bloody everywhere at the moment 😜

scottparsloe's tweet image. Did I miss a massive sale of puffer jackets in the last 6-12 months? I feel like I'm seeing people dressed up like walking sleeping bags absolutely bloody everywhere at the moment 😜

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