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@screamwhenucan

Photographer sometimes. Mainly just hanging out

aight nvm we're back

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Gotta stop playing chess when depressed I lost 100 ELO in the last 2 days :(



Gotta stop playing chess when depressed I lost 100 ELO in the last 2 days :(


Playing the "Productivity and Time Management for the Overwhelmed" course my boss is making me do at 2x speed cus I got other shit to do


i could have done that in like half the time but yeah they did fine i guess

Ants making a smart maneuver



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this post made me laugh so fucking bad. just imagine a catgirl angrily typing this


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man showing someone an early-career Baths song is easy but anything after 2017 you gotta be like "okay first of all how much of a Gay Guy appreciator are you"


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I’m so glad that @TheOnion is printing again.

ThomasNewman's tweet image. I’m so glad that @TheOnion is printing again.

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The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this


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Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne

Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN

ultrakillblast's tweet image. Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN


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Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN

ultrakillblast's tweet image. Ridley Scott on the set of ALIEN


I'm becoming faced with the heartbreaking discovery that I'm actually kind of good at my souless corporate tech job 💔


Exiting the Vampire Castle becomes a funnier and funnier read with every passing day

Russell Brand, remade as a right-wing Christian influencer, is now selling a "magical amulet" that protects you from WiFi signals and other "evil energies." Only $239.99 per amulet.



I really enjoy not responding to but also not blocking dudes on grindr who sent me creepy, sexually forward DMs. Like yess look at me, online, actively ignoring your advances. Learn a fucking lesson!


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You all could seriously benefit from interacting with the 9/11 community.

i think you all could seriously benefit from visiting r/911archive and interacting w the 9/11 community, because being this desensitized from an extremely tragic experience is a bit awful. its not about who has it worse in the face of tragedy, EVERYONE suffered. jesus..



in my new flat. have so much unpacking to do and am stressed about it. but I have a mirror and a nice lamp and that's half the battle really

screamwhenucan's tweet image. in my new flat. have so much unpacking to do and am stressed about it. but I have a mirror and a nice lamp and that's half the battle really

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“Does your girlfriend know you’re polyamorous” that’s literally none of her business???


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PRONOUN PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT THEY/THEMS - NO ENTRY HE/HIM - NO ENTRY HE/THEY - NO ENTRY SHE/HER - NO ENTRY SHE/THEY - NO ENTRY NEOPRONOUNS - NO ENTRY OTHER - NO ENTRY I WILL BE JACKING OFF


On a roll lately. Collecting several consecutive wins. Been keeping my ear to the ground and the word on the street is I'm on fire.


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