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The Tetris Effect played out in real life: lawyers who cross examine their friends


Actual law firm in Philly. Specializing in plea bargains. They'll get your sentence down to two minutes.

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Today, a junior dev asked me the best skill to learn to move to the next level.I said they should communicate better than anyone on their team. It will make them valuable in every sphere in which they operate. It makes a person useful in any career they choose. Big rocks first.


First rule of recursive fight club is that you must announce the first rule of recursive fight club.


38 minutes into the project meeting. Everyone: *staring at me* Me: Everyone: Me: This is a hard escape room


If procrastination was not evolved into us for a reason, then why do we use the term "deadline" to represent the thing we are trying to avoid? Instead of using something aspirational, like victoryline, birthdate, whatever, we went straight for death and a clear warning to avoid.


I think the reason that we distrust billionaires so much is that we instinctively recognize that they have forgotten the one principle upon which every single community is founded: always share your leftovers


Ah yes, here it is, that moment where I enter my super complicated password to my corporate email account and it tells me the password failed and I conclude that I have obviously been locked out and am about to be fired.


Quite curious when the first championship poker series is going to feature AI bots


The wolf may be a tragedy for the rabbit but the rabbit is a blessing for the wolf. - Einstein explaining relativity over too many beers at the tavern


That moment when you leave the @Zoom meeting by pressing CTRL-Q, but it was a different application that was active, so it closes in the background, so you press CTRL-Q again and another application closes in the background, and it's turtles all the way down


So for the past fifteen minutes i have been avoiding work by reading scholarly articles on overcoming procrastination.


Don't mistake the moon for a picture of the moon


When people dump on you because they're having a bad day, then explain to you why they acted the way they did, all their doing is showing you the stack trace of their badBehaviourException.


As intriguing as the Trump drama is, I believe some practical reasoning is in order. If half the country is willing to vote for a man under indictment, I don't think it's reasonable to believe that a jury can be formed that would 100% convict. Trump will not be found guilty.


The rate at which AI increases in intelligence is necessarily greater than the rate at which we develop guardrails


How often has this happened to you: a friend treats you poorly and explains that they were having a bad day and then tells you the reasons they were in such a bad mood. That's not an apology. That's just a stack trace of your BehaviourException.


I'm surprised there isn't much chatter about the inevitable migration of AI to the national level. How long before governments make LLMs based on the laws, ethics, morality of their nations? What would a LLM created by North Korea look like?


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