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if snot boogie always stole the money, why’d you even let him play?
people all across america dancing like kodak to these steel drums today. the unification we didn’t know we needed.
connect an sensory node to my amygdala and SEE IF I GIVE A FUCK.
“of course i always drive in the left lane! it’s always so empty, it’s great! can’t figure out why more people don’t do the same.”
i’m so woke that i call woke people out who call other woke people out for being woke in a slightly less woke way by calling people out for not being woke enough to call out people who aren’t woke.
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i too got message from president. it said-- [my joke is so gorgeous, so fucking perfect, that the dead begin to rise. soon they choke the streets. babies are torn to shreds, the elderly are crushed into a fine powder as the corpses rush toward me to shake my hand as i nod slowly]
settings > notifications *scroll to the bottom* *uncheck government alerts*
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