secatombe ᵉˡˡᵃ/ˢʰᵉ
@secatombe
shitposting del malo / crisis existenciales diarias
Anda mungkin suka
no t preocupes cari para mi seguirás siendo la señora de l'oreal
Andie MacDowell says she is experiencing “reverse nepotism” because of daughter Margaret Qualley “I’m now cool because I’m Margaret Qualley’s mom. And also Jack Antonoff’s mother-in-law. I’m like, it’s a double whammy.”
When someone casually mentions Killing Eve to me but they don’t know my about my unhinged chronically online fandom behavior and that I haven’t moved on since it ended
Una mañana, el anciano señor Maas se despertó en su casa notando algo raro. Como si las cosas no encajasen totalmente. No sabía que TODO LO QUE LE RODEABA ERA FALSO: su casa, su calle, el supermercado Y LA MAYORÍA DE SUS VECINOS. En #LaBrasaTorrijos, Villa Demencia. 🧵👇
La Asociación de Maltratadores de Viejas está ayudando a los necesitados 🤩 Menos mal que el Grupo Nacional Pateador de Gatos echa una mano en estos momentos de necesidad 🥰 Cómo ponerle mala cara al Núcleo de Apuñaladores de Bebés si están arrimando el hombro como el resto ☺️
Hostia hostia los anacardos 😫
I did not know this about cashew nuts - the hard shell that grows around them are highly acidic and disfigure the hands of vulnerable and abused workers. It’s such a buried fact that this Western tourist didn’t think twice about biting into one and finding out.
THIS HAS NO REASON TO BE SO FUNNY #AgathaAllAlong #BillyMaximoff
Yo y @secatombe de vuelta al gimnasio después de semanas sin ir.
“if he wanted to” mama that man is gonna drop everything for that to happen😭😭
Lady Gaga says she’d like to collaborate with Bad Bunny: “I’m actually a very big Bad Bunny fan. If he wanted to, I absolutely would love to [work with him].”
![PopCrave's tweet image. Lady Gaga says she’d like to collaborate with Bad Bunny:
“I’m actually a very big Bad Bunny fan. If he wanted to, I absolutely would love to [work with him].”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GYPBmrQWwAAElQ0.jpg)
![PopCrave's tweet image. Lady Gaga says she’d like to collaborate with Bad Bunny:
“I’m actually a very big Bad Bunny fan. If he wanted to, I absolutely would love to [work with him].”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GYPBmrHW4AA8idT.jpg)
Llevan 7 años intentando colarnos esta campaña viral hasta que ha cuajado.
United States Tren
- 1. #WWERaw N/A
- 2. Bovino N/A
- 3. Jaxson Hayes N/A
- 4. Finn Balor N/A
- 5. AJ Styles N/A
- 6. #RawOnNetflix N/A
- 7. Homan N/A
- 8. #AmericanIdol N/A
- 9. #90dayfiancetheotherway N/A
- 10. El Centro N/A
- 11. Arizona N/A
- 12. Gunther N/A
- 13. Nattie N/A
- 14. Jaden Bradley N/A
- 15. Tozawa N/A
- 16. Louisville N/A
- 17. The Vision N/A
- 18. Otis N/A
- 19. Alpha Academy N/A
- 20. Pat Kelsey N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.