jasmina
@secondhandass
Procrastinator, mega night owl, egg head, Aspiring artist, local dumbass
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anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary
tom holland puts his hands on a pap (rightfully so) and hes hailed a king chappell roan asks for an apology for being treated rudely at a red carpet she needs to be burned at a stake i know what u people are....
Chappell Roan confronts photographer who yelled at her during a Grammy party at Olivia Rodrigo’s GUTS Tour movie premiere.
I thought i had blocked elon musk??? Why the fuck is he still popping up on my tl
Happy birthday, Dad. I still love you even though some guy named Rob on Twitter let me know you’d hate me. 💕
I don't have kids of my own, but my neices will be the reason i declare bankruptcy
When they said kids were expensive I was like pffft ya ok 🙄 I'm good at thrifting and mending and we live near a library ...I forgot about the part where spending money delights them and I live to please my tiny overlords
bully: hey where’d you get that skirt me: [sweating nervously]
![racecard_driver's tweet image. bully: hey where’d you get that skirt
me: [sweating nervously]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZ9WXfNXYAEoFmq.jpg)
This man better be free, the same way they let his daughters rapist be free.
🚨🇺🇸ARKANSAS FATHER ARRESTED FOR KILLING MAN FOUND WITH MISSING DAUGHTER Aaron Spencer, 36, was arrested after allegedly shooting and killing Michael Fosler, 67, whom he found in a vehicle with his missing 14-year-old daughter. Fosler had a "no contact order" for stalking and…
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Big day for people in their 20s who grew up with unrestricted internet access
‘Dumb Ways to Die’ and ‘Happy Tree Friends’ will collab in a new episode coming soon.
Sabrina Carpenter is 25. The real question is why people listened to her songs about sex & love and thought they should buy tickets for kids? Every time one of the child stars grows up, people get in their feelings about them being adults in their adult career and it is weird
‘Dumb Ways to Die’ and ‘Happy Tree Friends’ will collab in a new episode coming soon.
this is insane i didn't expect him to have ian's voice too 😭
This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad’s drawer after he died and it said “only open after my death” and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol
“The 17-year old schoolboy, who cannot be named due to his age.” He tortured a woman to death, fuck his privacy
Teen obsessed with Andrew Tate beats woman to death then posts 'sickening' video mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…
Cry about it
I’m in Idaho and there’s a group of 8-10 Mexicans playing their shitty ass music on full blast in the parking lot. What did America ever do to the jews to deserve this?
She: - invented the wireless radio system which laid the foundation for modern Bluetooth and Wi-Fi - fled her fascist husband to give his plans to the US while hiding her jewish identity - performed the first female orgasm on screen A true hero in brains, beauty, and bravery
happy heavenly birthday to the talented, intelligent and gorgeous hedy lamarr. not only is she a true inspiration but we must thank her for serving the most ethereal look in all hollywood ♡
sex is one of the least important things in a relationship
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