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what’s an unpopular opinion that will put you in this position?

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Seeing everyone is back to their cold selves after the festive period.

From Mads

That one colleague at work who leaves 30 min early

From JERSEY BOB

Metal Gear Solid film looks ass 😭

A person stole a package off of someone's front porch, disguised as TRASH



Your brain on 90% more REM sleep

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A new drug in the middle of clinical trials just increased REM sleep by 90% without making people sleep longer! This is the first medication ever to specifically enhance REM only and the implications go far beyond seizure control. Here's what just happened. 🧵

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This is the first medication ever to specifically enhance REM only and the implications go far beyond seizure control. 

Here's what just happened. 🧵


Grown men in the cinema hallway just after an action movie.

going to the cinema alone is a different level of lonely



PURPLE DRAPES! ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED PURPLE DRAPES!

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ٔNever had to do a live translation of a political speech where the speaker makes nonverbal noises... until today.



What megadosing L-Theanine feels like

Masculine woman attempting to scare Britney Spears but Britney not flinching one bit. ( not scared unbothered crickets jumpscare talk show fail failed prank )



New BTS footage of The Whale.

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Coming back to edtwt after a binge episode



What girls see when their guy gets mogged off by the waiter.

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In his 14 months at Manchester United was it too much for Amorim to decide whether to sit or stand?

secondhandfart's tweet image. In his 14 months at Manchester United was it too much for Amorim to decide whether to sit or stand?

When you keep saying thank you to the waitress bringing your food but they don't acknowledge you.

HuaHua looked at the nanny with affectionate eyes.

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The real boss.. 😅



"WOOHOO NOTIFICATIONS!" The notifications:

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The notifications:

Dad walking through the front door with this on a Friday night is such a happy memory.

Ordered so much Chinese they had to deliver it in a box

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Payroll yet again forgetting to include public holiday rates during christmas and new years day.


We long for the things we once had but ignore the new things we have, like a Japanese woman sitting at home livestreaming Mario Kart.

secondhandfart's tweet image. We long for the things we once had but ignore the new things we have, like a Japanese woman sitting at home livestreaming Mario Kart.

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