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Editting my supervisor’s transcript and there are so many moments where he mentions “riders”. I’m thinking what riders is he talking about??? He has a southern accent that’s changing “writers” into “riders” 💀💀💀
We’re ready for a deal. Time for the government to come to the table with a fair offer. . Nous sommes prêts pour un contrat juste et équitable. La balle est maintenant dans le camp du gouvernement. #canlab #syndcan
Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours
Last night, Aisha Visram served on the LA Kings bench as an Athletic Trainer. She's believed to be the first female to work a regular-season NHL game behind the bench in any capacity, per @LAKings 🏒
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Me talking to a cop about a theft: “so is this going to be a FELONY charge😏” Him: “this isn’t America”
I GOT INTO HARVARD!! 😍🥳🥳🥳 they left a first-floor window unlocked and i’m just walking around in here!
My mom and her sisters always talking about a family friend who is “for sure a secret agent” because he’s always MIA….. He’s a flight attendant
Me 1 day after working with my gen z colleagues: “that person is so TRASH like so NOT THE VIBE….BET”
Was just driving beside @JustinTrudeau and he didn’t roll down his window when I was trying to say hi to him. How rude is that 😕
“We are poor, that’s why we come here.” A look at the dangerous journey of Afghan children who hide under trucks to smuggle goods into Pakistan bit.ly/3kcWlzq
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