Alex Gillilan
@semiaverageguy
pls don’t let me make it big God I will act a fool and that’s dangerous. Groovy gang
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Let’s fuck on the Sweet Tomatoes salad bar
I’m 25 my back is not supposed to feel like this
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“Whatchu call a chick that don’t suck dick? Ya don’t”
Me: dad almost fell off the ladder today, I told him we’ll put him in a home and visit once a month. Mom: you can visit me when you come visit him. Me: hey we can put you guys in the same home so you can keep each other company. Mom: great idea, can I borrow your gun?
Supervisor to my coworker: “I can’t tell you how much money I’ve spent on shoes” Manager: looks at me “I know you would’ve spent it on guns Me:”y’all are dumb you could’ve bought a gun and got the shoes for free”
Customer asking me about my flamboyant coworker: “hey is he gay?” Me: “fuck I hope so”
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I’m just tryna get my nut is that too much to ask?
Yo pass the 40 *Proceeds to hand over 40 oz container of baked beans
if u eat coochie for pleasure rt this
“I got grandkids older than you” ok fuck you snd your grandkids
Me starting a survival tactics school Lesson #1: how to poke your captors eye out with your dick.
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