serena curry
@serenacurry8
Organizer. Incurable travel nerd. Professional pop culture ninja. Total zombieaholic. Tv expert.
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The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn't break
If you wonder why im so quiet sometimes it's because i have nothing nice to say
I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the people I need to delete.
Just did a Tupperware inventory. 14 round containers, 2 square lids.
' I just launched a new fragrance! - a great way to announce a fart
If somebody held a gun to my head I still don't think it would be as scary as almost tipping backwards off of a chair
I just read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car!
One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife..
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I'd pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, 'Keep the change you filthy animal.'
'Pay attention to me, but not too much. Ignore me, but make me feel wanted. Let me know you want me, but don't be clingy.'-women
I like dressing in a red polo shirt then going to Target & being rude to costumers
My eharmony video bio would be way better if you couldn't hear my wife yelling at me from upstairs.
Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
Your cries for attention are like a car alarm at 2 o'clock in the morning........ People only notice it because it's fucking annoying.
United States Tendances
- 1. FINALLY DID IT 660 B posts
- 2. The PENGU 216 B posts
- 3. The Jupiter 226 B posts
- 4. The BONK 174 B posts
- 5. The WET 29 B posts
- 6. Good Tuesday 28,5 B posts
- 7. #lavender 3.442 posts
- 8. #chord 3.630 posts
- 9. #pretzel 4.156 posts
- 10. #doppler 3.767 posts
- 11. #charm 3.701 posts
- 12. Liam Rosenior 53,6 B posts
- 13. Snoop 14,2 B posts
- 14. Osimhen 148 B posts
- 15. Reyes 240 B posts
- 16. Kobe Sanders 1.142 posts
- 17. Steve Kerr 7.542 posts
- 18. Lookman 145 B posts
- 19. Meatloaf 1.402 posts
- 20. Illinois State 20,3 B posts
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