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Brace yourselves, tweetstorm is coming. I've briefly told this story before, but never in its entire glory... One of the first online dates I went on-- I planned it way too much, picked her up, took her to dinner, fireworks (it was July), etc. No drinking-- this is important.
I think I screwed up my parlay?????? bet on Amon-Ra St. Brown to have over 80 receiving yards???? #SuperBowl2024 #sportsbet
.@tkelce proposes to @taylorswift13 at the end of the game, down on one knee, "Taylor will you accept this m&m's losers ring and be my wife?" #SuperBowl2024
.@ATT charged me 150 dollars for unreturned eqpmnt that I returned, first rep told me they'd cancel my autopay and refund manually in 5-7 days, next was told I'd get it next bill cycle (1mo), told to dispute charge w/bank, bank can't dispute ACH, cant reach any1 with power, help
.@VinceMcMahon looks like the concierge at a haunted hotel #VinceMcMahon
.@VinceMcMahon looks like he's going to star in a new Vincent Price biopic #WWESold
.@VinceMcMahon looking like he's about to overthrow the Guatamalan govt in a CIA backed coup #WWESold
tight cant wait for the adventures of beth and jerry #RickandMorty
RIP #boilerroom #chicago I'll miss waiting 45 minutes between beers
Someone replied to one of his tweets and told him to do this as a joke. So, in case you're wondering how massive, company-wide decisions are being made at a massive corporation, that's how.
BREAKING: Elon Musk is changing the character limit for Twitter from 280 to 420 🤣
I know this guy isn't dumb enough to actually believe it but those who are are being manipulated into seeing the left as subhuman monsters. How do we overcome that kind of division?
Damn it's sad to see how far you've fallen from eccentric annoying weirdo Tony Stark wannabe to right wing lunatic fringe culture warrior since Grimes dumped you and you started reading more alt right blogs to reaffirm that u were right and she was wrong
on one hand the tweets were funny and on the other hand he did incite a terrorist attack
how you gonna terraform mars when you can't even make twitter livable?
maybe @elonmusk should hire the "extremely hardcore" @mickfoley oh wait he deleted his twitter a few weeks ago like so many others nvm
Here’s the text of the email Musk sent to Twitter staff overnight. Those who don’t commit to being “extremely hardcore” by 5pm ET today must leave the company. ‼️ Story: cnn.com/2022/11/16/tec…
there have been 41 school shooting this year i feel like that is scarier
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